Men And Women Share Their The Bizarre Fantasies

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If sex is the most essential act of human creation, then it’s only natural it gets along well with the imagination. But until pretty recently, sexual kinks approached the realm of taboo, something you might chat about hush-hush over drinks with friends. Now, a recent study suggests it’s only a matter of time before they become polite dinner conversation.

1. Giving Them What They Want
Fulfilling other people’s fetishes. Yeah, thats a fetish. I have a couple things on my list of will never do [scat, blood, other biohazards] but past that I’m willing to try usually.

Nothing turns me on more than having my partner’s eyes widen in near-shock as I spontaneously do something he’s often thought of but never done.

2. Fur Is For Sissies!
Being totally tied up and savaged. I prefer handcuffs with no fur on them. Fur is for sissies!

3. Halfway Only
Half undressed. It’s always a shame in porn when they wear a sexy outfit, then just take it off.

4. ISO Dominant Male
I like to be dominated. I like it when a guy has his way with me. He might pull my hair while he takes me, or just tell me what to do in bed. Or maybe he has me lie still while he touches me, bringing me close to climax, but making me wait for permission to cum. Spanking, light bondage, etc is all in.

God, I need to get laid… the problem is I keep finding guys who just aren’t very dominant.

5. Woah!
Sending my younger friends into the past where I know its a complete possibility they will end up getting some from their mom.

6. Stockings
Girl in Stockings…and nothing else.

That’s all, I’ll be going now.

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7. Glade?
As a teen I had a fetish for a particular brand of air freshener.

Gave me an instant hard-on.

Now that’s messed up.

8. Sleepy Lovin’
I’ve got a thing for sleeping girls. Yes, it’s weird, but I never acted on it until my current girlfriend.

She’s into it, though, and sometimes as a special treat, she’ll get super wasted and pass out, or take heavy duty sleeping pills and tell me to fuck her while she’s out cold.

9. Getting Off On Drama
Pretty banal for me, but I’m a sucker for context.

If I just go and have sex, whether its pretty powerful or just sport fucking, thats great.

But if there is some story or some event that surrounds it, not necessarily romantic but just exceptional, that gets me off immediately. Dramatic, I suppose.

This is what Harlequin makes it’s cash off, I suspect.

10. Nickelodeon Fetish
I’m bisexual and into BDSM, but the thing I consider weirdest is that I’m a wet and messy fetishist.

I like to see girls slimed, covered in mud, pied in the face, or just generally messy. Growing up with Nickelodeon was a strange and interesting experience…

11. Not Just Any Sweater

I love women who wear soft sweaters (angora, mohair, etc.). I don’t know what it is, but if a sexy woman is wearing a soft sweater, I’m immediately and irretrievably infatuated.

12. ISO Guys Who Don’t Think Anal Is Gross
I have a thing for anal, and yet, as a general rule, manage to find the only guys in the world who think it’s gross. Go figure…

13. Eating Ass
I have a huge fetish for eating ass, but shit scares me. It’s always awkward telling a girl “I want you to take a shower and scrub your butt so that I can ram my tongue in your ass.”

14. Pegging
Just women who like to take control. Not bondage, but where they know what they want and will take it. If this includes certain, um, strapped on things or not is cool with me.

15. “Can Do It For Hours”
Cunnilingus. I love love LOVE going down on women, and can do it for hours. I often love it more than fucking, and love it more than getting head. There’s nothing I love more than women who REALLY appreciate it.

16. Life Saving Health Care
I like to watch videos where doctors and paramedics try to resuscitate fat men who are having heart attacks.

17. Not Real Violence But Almost
I love wearing skirts and just a small t-shirt, no underwear, and then having a man push me up against a wall and just have his way with me. So, almost like rape, I guess. No real violence, though. But the whole “I’m having sex with you and there is nothing you can do about it” turns me on.

I guess I have a slight thing for BDSM. I’ve learned that I’m submissive with boys, but nearly always dominant with girls. It doesnt bother me, it’s just how it is.

18. Public Nudity
Not so weird, but I am absolutely enthralled with public nudity, whether it is in a crowded public area or secluded mountain trail, and whether it is nonsexual or public humiliation/bondage. On that note, girls that flash poorly (pull shirt down, turn around for the camera, then pull shirt back up) or completely spreading themselves is an instant turn off.

19. Transforming Into The Other Gender
Am I the only one that likes the idea of transforming into a woman (I’m a man) and having wild sex? It started out as a fetish for purely lesbian sex, evolved into a fetish involving myself taking part in lesbian sex (obviously as a woman), and these days it can involve myself as a woman having sex with guys and even pregnancy as well (one of my more normal fetishes is pregnant women and insemination in general, so of course it factors in here).

Strange thing is that I’m not gay, or even feminine. The idea of having sex with a man as a man is completely unappealing to me and so is getting a sex change — there’s nothing appealing to me about artificial women (often too ugly, don’t actually function sexually as women etc). It’s all about being a fully functional woman, or more recently a “female” hermaphrodite.

I believe the term for my fetish is autogynephilia. It’s really my only active fetish these days, the rest are offshoots.

Also, I should note another strange thing: I have a perfectly healthy sex life with my fiancee. I rarely fantasize about being a woman unless I’m masturbating alone.

20. Still A Fetish?
Biting. Is that too normal to be a fetish nowadays?

21. Make That Money, Baby
I get turned on by women with MBAs.

22. A Musician’s Fetish
I like my women built, son. It’s so frustrating when my friends and i are scoping out a chick and no one else notices the ass. But not just the ass– the angle it makes with the small of the back. and the rate at which the small of the back arcs into the back.

Also, if you bang on her ass like a bongo, there needs to be a decent sound. that’s how you know it’s ripe, like a watermelon. Her hip bones should make a good woodblock, and her thighs should just have just the right amount of tension to get that kwwww sound.

23. It’s Tiring To Always Be In Charge
Pegging. Not femdom though, that doesn’t do anything for me. Occasionally I get that itch and would like to have it scratched by my girlfriend.

It’s tiring always having to be the top.

24. Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!
Once in the name of fantasy fulfillment:

I swallowed… out of a shot glass.

25. Objectify Me
I like being objectified and I like it rough. Me and lady gaga seem to enjoy the same things.

26. Anatomy Is Everything
Well defined collar bone and tendon on inner thigh = heaven.

27. A Difficult To Bring Up Fetish
Expansion fetish here: basically it means I like girls who are going through some kinda transformation process. Originally started out with girls turning into animals and anthro animals, got sick of the animal part, and now I’m more into chicks whose boobs are growing or if their bodies are changing or growing in general… Never told a partner this, seems to hard to work into a sex conversation.

28. Shaved, But Not Down There
Bald women…I adore them. Luckily I have developed enough game over the years that every woman I have dated longer than a few weeks has shaved her head. Honestly most women seem to think about it at some point and I think when they find out they have steady sex until they can grow it back out they go for it. It can go badly though so be warned.

29. “Roaming”
I’m a big fan of hands. I like a nice pair of large, manly hands roaming all over my body.

Gotta go.

30. We Save It For Weeks
Mine is cum. Not just merely facials (which I love), but anything to do with cum. Bukkake, gokkun (drinking), cum on clothes, in hair, on food, etc.

It’s so intense that my girlfriend and I will actually save up my spunk for weeks on end by freezing it. Then, we’ll thaw it out and have our own mini-bukkake.

We’ll take the thawed cum and smear it on each other. She will dip her tits into it and I will lick it off, I’ll dip my cock into it and have her give me a blowjob, we cover her tits in it and I titty fuck her, etc. etc.

I would eventually love to be in an actual bukkake with her (so the cum is warm and fresh), but the logistics behind that are staggering (guys who want to cum on a girl probably wouldn’t be interested in cumming on another guy and guys who want to cum on another guy probably wouldn’t be interested in cumming on a girl; plus all the other issues you deal with).

I didn’t even mention our “cummy shirt.”

She will wear this small, blue shirt for me to cum on, then she will wear it around while it dries, then it goes away without being washed. So far it has about 15-20 loads on it.

31. Weight Gain
Weight gain. Yeah, I know- this one is really weird. The most common time this comes up is if someone grumbles that they gained some weight, or they’re stuffed, or their pants don’t fit. Sometimes I watch shows like The Biggest Loser and get really aroused looking at the before and after (imagining them reversed, of course), or thinking about the people who were kicked off the show and will gain it all back. The most unrealistic fantasy is my s/o somehow getting fatter and fatter as I have sex with them.

32. VERY Rough Fantasies
I know that asphyxiation is usually something that stimulates men, but I get extremely turned on when my current boyfriend chokes me while we are intimate. Although I have never actually been sexually abused, I often fantasize about being raped or put in extremely terrifying situations. The whole BDSM realm really interests me.

33. “Make Golda Meir Proud”
As a Jew, one of my biggest fantasies has always been to sleep with a German girl. And I want her to yell at me in German the whole time, like only an angry kraut could. And I want to give her the hate-fucking of a lifetime, something that would make Golda Meir proud.

34. Take Away My Right To Choose This
Being a rather dominant personality, I constantly fantasize about men who take charge. I want you to back me against a door, put one hand around my throat and shove the other one into my panties. I want you to take away my right to choose this. Unsurprisingly, I’m also into being tied up, blindfolded, and lovingly flogged. I’ve only recently come out of the closest as a pervert and I haven’t had much luck finding boyfriends who are into it. If I were a man and my girlfriend wanted me to tie her up I’d fuckin’ jizz in my pants before she even pulled out the ties. Oh well.

35. Good Jealousy
I want to watch my girlfriend fucked by another man. Just thinking about it turns me on. It would make me view her in a 100% sex-object like way, like watching a pornstar get fucked. It would also make me jealous, but not in a bad way. More like a “Oh yeah? Now let me show you how its really done” kind of way.

I thought I could never tell her this, but we recently had a big night out a club and wound up taking some E’s. In a fit of ecstasy-fueled honesty, I admitted my fantasy to her and she got super excited by the idea. She even wants to do the reverse and watch me fuck another woman.

36. Dress Up Play
I’m male and enjoy fully dressing up as a female rubberdoll with big torpedo tits, latex mask and ballet boots.

37. Tee Hee
Tickling. Either doing the tickling or watching it.

38. The Struggle Is Real
I like men to give me a pedicure while I whip them. It’s a hard life.

39. Mind Control
I have a fetish about people being either drugged, hypnotized, tasped (read Larry Niven) or otherwise made completely helpless and subservient to the will of another, but they like it despite themselves. I thought I was the only one like this until I happened upon mcstories.com (that’s “mind control”).

There are some movie scenes that totally get me hot, like the scene in Rush where the heroin dealer makes Jason Patric shoot up Jennifer Jason Leigh to prove that they’re not cops (which they are).

The look on her face after the drug takes effect is just priceless. Paradise.

PS – I’m a female, for whatever that’s worth.

40. Pee
I have a bizarre fascination with piss. Sometimes I feel great about embracing it and sometimes it’s the most embarrassing thing ever.

41. Armpits
I don’t really obsess over them or have some collection of armpit porn or anything but they turn me on

I love my girlfriends armpits, the way they smell, they way they look, shaved, unshaved, stubbly, whatever. I’ve came on her armpits before and fucked them with lube.

42. Cavernous Voices
Men with deep voices arouse me.

Alan Rickman, Jeremy Irons- Hell, even voices lower than that. I’m kind of surprised that there’s not a fetish website for this sort of thing.

43. Being Ignored
Fucking from behind, but she’s completely disinterested. Like she’s doing paperwork or something.

44. Insemination
Nothing gets me off quicker than a man coming inside me.

45. Chastity
Not the Christian kind. The medieval kind. Except the dude gets locked up, not the girl.

I am so happy to have found a girlfriend who not only likes it, but LOVES it. She’ll lock me up, make me please her, then tease me or make me do slavework or something else.

After a few days, all I can think about is how much I want her, how god damned horny I am, and what I can do to serve her or make her happy.

I’ve gone as long as 3 weeks without being able to touch myself.

46. Big Baby
I’m an adult baby. I’m into being diapered, dominated, and babied by someone. I’ve got tons of paraphernalia including bottles, an adult sized pacifier, tons of diapering supplies and diapers, stuffed animals, and onesies and other baby clothes. My boyfriend even has an adult sized nursery at his house for me. So I think I win this thread.

47. Family Affairs
I have a specific and presumably uncommon incest-related fetish. Basically, I like porn featuring the son (whom I identify with) fucking his mother while his father is an active participant in the proceedings. I like it even better if it’s a swap featuring the son fucking his mother and his father fucking his daughter or his son’s girlfriend/wife.

48. Loves Being Abandoned
(Female) I’m into typical bondage, spanking and choking stuff, but what really gets me going is being restrained and gagged and then abandoned. I like it when he goes and makes himself some food and comes back and makes me watch him eat it while I’m unable to move or speak…and then maybe left alone for a while longer waiting for him to choose when I’m ready. The best is when there is the risk of being found by someone else this way.

49. Highly Specific
My other fetish? Huge natural lactating breasts squirting milky goodness all over my body while being fisted after a good enema. All the while having my balls and member tied up together. It helps if all parties are thoroughly shaven and wearing lubricated latex corsets and red thigh high-heeled women’s boots.

50. Bored Of Blow Jobs
I fantasize at blowing a guy who’s completely disinterested in the affair — like I’m under a desk and he’s reading or doing work while I’m sucking him off underneath.

51. Defilement Of Innocence
I have posted about this before, but guys with Asperger’s syndrome turn me on incredibly. There is something so sweetly gentle and innocent about them that just makes me want to… DEFILE them.

52. Eat Me, Drink Me
I’m into furry stuff. I’m bisexual when it comes to furry porn, but not with actual people (totally straight in real life).

I’m also a voraphile: this means I enjoy fantasizing about people (and animals, furries, etc.) swallowing me, and me swallowing them (occasionally). It’s mostly the “being in the throat” that turns me on. Also, large bellies (mostly from someone being in the stomach); this is probably an extension of the vore fetish and is sort of a pseudo-pregnancy-fetish.

53. “Go For It”
Feeder fetish. Not to the extent of the the movie feed or anything like that, I just really like fat girls and I like to watch girls indulge in food. I always encourage girls, even those that I have no interest in, to eat. If I’m at a restaurant or cafeteria with a girl and they are trying to decide between two things I’ll suggest both. Or if they’re contemplating dessert I’ll tell them to go for it.

54. Big Eyes
I love girls with big eyes. I like to take my dick and poke them in the eyes, although I do it gentle. I know it might be frowned upon but I can’t help it.

55. Getting A Woman Off Over And Over And Over…
I really love getting a woman off. I know…it sounds cliche…but seeing a woman’s face when she cums and knowing that I caused it is fucking awesome I have always had a hard time reaching orgasm due to a lack of sensation so I made it into a challenge to see how many times I could get a woman off before I was finally able to. I will do just about anything to make a woman cum. I can go for hours. I once made an ex cum 17 times in 2 hours (Aprox every 7 minutes) before she couldn’t go on any more. I don’t even need to cum during these sessions as my satisfaction lies in her satisfaction.

56. Humiliating Transformations
Men forcibly being physically transformed into animals.

The more humiliating, the better.

ALSO men growing boobs against their will.

This is paired with a nose fetish.

I’m fun…

57. Poop Lover
I’m a coprophile (that’s the ol’ scat thing).

Some points: A: Contrary to popular opinion about people who like this sort of thing; I’m a very normal, soccer playing, musician/programmer. I like going out and getting drunk, I like socialising. I’m not socially inept. I have perfect hygeine, and I’m even somewhat good looking (no Brad Pitt, but at least 6/10 :]).

B: I don’t need it to get off. Normal sex is fun, too. Also, I didn’t ‘turn into’ liking it from all those shock videos on the ‘net. It doesn’t consume my sexuality. I want the same thing in a person that everyone wants; like smarts, funny etc., and I want to get married and stay monogamous one day.

C: Call me sick if you like; but it’s not like that. 😉 Not gonna explain it all, but to me it’s a very loving thing.

58. More Common Than She Thinks
I like to watch myself giving head on film WHILE I give head. “Here’s one I prepared earlier”, or something in that vein or similar.

59. Damn
I want to be fucked with a gun.

60. Lycra
For me, its Lycra. Started out as one-piece swimsuits (I suspect from spending my formative years at the local swimming pool). The idea that there was this completely naked girl right next to me, covered with a thin layer of stretchy…..

Well, you get the idea.

Since then, it’s branched out to anything lycra. Gym wear, leggings, catsuits. Luckily I have a girlfriend who is up for indulging my kink. I have quite the wardrobe for her.

Oh, and also-girls completely naked except for sneakers. Drives me mad, and I have no idea why!

61. Woah
I like ejaculating on my own face.

62. Oil
Oiled up flesh. Hardly anything turns me on more than the idea getting greased up and having an oil wrestling match.

63. Dat Throat Tho
Here’s a strange one. When a woman swallows. And I don’t even necessarily mean it that way – if a woman is drinking something in a certain way, or swallows something whole, or gulps audibly, there’s just something about that which seems incredibly sexy to me. I know it’s really weird, but am I alone on this?

64. Look At Me While You Do That
I used to have a bf who would fuck me while I pretended to sleep… it got me off because it was a weird way of objectifying me, I guess. Also, if I had my way, I would love to watch a guy fuck someone else while only looking at me.